My first white hair was dead straight. It leapt out from the side of my head like a diving board. Weeks later, I started seeing more of them, coarse and wiry and haphazard in location. More recently, I discovered a single bright white hair in my left eye brow. I’m pretty happy about that one. In fact, I’m pretty happy about all of them. I’m not sure what I’ll do when they really start to take over. I’ve never coloured my hair, and the maintenance sounds like a bore. But if my whites look anything like this. I’m in.