The upside of a flat-as-a-pancake chest is that I can pull off bodices like this dreamy Schiaparelli number. Between the stars and the moon and the Fasiano profile, there’s a lot going on. A cleavage would send it all over the edge. I’m a little smitten with the bodice on this technicolour dress, and this one is to die for. And we’re here picking favourites, let’s talk about the magical winter wonderland that is this champagne beauty.