Perfect teeth unnerve me. Give me gaps, give me quirks –– give me teeth that tell a tale. One of my front teeth has a big chip in it from the time my brother shoved a boogie board in my mouth. Minus a few bumps and grooves, the rest of them are alright. But yes, I’d take Audrey Hepburn’s teeth over Halle Berry’s any day. Even crooked teeth can’t make that smile any less fabulous.